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You Might Be An American Male if . . . The Fifth of July Edition

The day after the Fourth of July is a tradition every year. Ah . . . what, you didn’t know that? Well every year the Fifth of July happens.

 

You see these lists of what to do on the Fourth of July. I decided not to do one of those, nor a ‘what traditions there are’ list. Instead I decided to give my Friends a look into the American Male.

 

So I give to you my first edition of:

 

©You Might Be An American Male if . . . (The Fifth of July Edition)

You Might Be An American Male if

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

You go home from the emergency room after the ‘I can be a World Cup Soccer Player’ game went tragically wrong and you need some extra leg room in the car.

Soccer kick to Groin

 

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

When you want to sleep in you are out ‘Enjoying’ time with the significant other at the day after sales.

Man Carrying Shopping Bags

 

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

You are still getting over being angry that your wife canceled your Pop Goes the Larry the Cable Guy’s Fourth Six Pack to TVO the Modern Family marathon.

Larry the Cable Guy

 

 

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

You are attempting to deny you are the one in the epic grill leap video.

Epic BBQ Grill Leap Fail

 

 

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

You are treating all of the mosquito bites from the night before that you didn’t realize you had from either the World Cup Soccer Ball ‘game’ or ‘grilling’.

Ron Calamine Lotion

 

 

 

You might be an American Male if . . .

You and your friends are still having to yell at each other after the fireworks shows or concerts you went to.

Do You Understand

 

 

And finally, you might be an American Male if . . . well just watch for the last guy.

Pool slide fail

 

And that’s it for this first edition of  ©You Might Be An American Male if . . . Look for more coming your way as I bring my Friends around the world a taste of the funnier side of America, and maybe sometimes the more serious. Also join me for editions of ©He Might Be An American Male if . . . coming soon.

Much Humor to you all

The You Might Be An American Male if . . .,

Ronovan

P.S. They can only get better from here. Just saying.

 

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